March 2011
Re-blog if you love Pixar movies!
If you don’t re-blog this you’re just lazy!
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Mam, I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.
(via m1llion)
What if Sirius' middle name was Lee
Sirius Lee Black
That awkward moment when you randomly look at someone and they're looking right at you.
Cell Bio test today :( Pray for me please. I so need it.
Reblog this and go on your page
This is brilliant
I CAN’T EVEN XD
OHMY GOOOOOOOOD O:
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS. ♥
Goodness! If only I could draw!
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Chuck Norris facts →
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here are 10 great Chuck norris facts:
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
5. Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
6. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
8. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
9. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody
10. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
The Test:
I. True or False
II. Multiple Choice
III. Matching
IV. ESSAY ABOUT SOME asdhlflistgfrehgrt
AND A “GOOD LUCK” in the end.
LMAO
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When you're stressed you eat cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelt backwards is desserts.
WOW I FEEL LIKE I’VE DISCOVERED AMERICA …
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hello prince. read this and tell me your opinion! :) http://sweetsilentsinners.tumblr.com/post/3758483845
I like it a lot. :D
It makes me wanna go back to poetry. :D lol it really does. I think I will.
